If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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