Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
