sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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