He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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