awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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