Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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