i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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