I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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