We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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