You just made me feel so damn special
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You took a bar mat shot.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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