Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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