i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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