Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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