Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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