woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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