my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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