So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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