If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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