ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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