Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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