i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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