Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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