new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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