Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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