pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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