You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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