i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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