why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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