no. you can't hotbox the world.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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