and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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