"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Rumble strips road head = magical
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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