I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I FOUND THE LEGS
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
