I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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