I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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