She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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