maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
tell me about the eggs
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