Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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