I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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