I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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