Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Randomize
