the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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