My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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