OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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