just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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