If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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