You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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