I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just sucked dick on a ferry
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The adults are the big ones right?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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