so that wasnt chicken after all
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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