it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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