Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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