HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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